This one came to me from Detroit Rock City... It speaks to my very soul...
 
Dear Wendy's Double, Although you are not a large as your bigger brother the Triple, you are equally as tasty, your square juicy goodness keeps me up at night, I toss and turn thinking about your special taste.  I would like to posthumously award your designer, Dave Thomas the honor of burger Genius.  The key to you, Double, is the proper mixture of tomato, pickles and the often under-used yellow mustard that fits so well with what you are.  Thank you for being there for me in good and bad times and for giving me the reassurance that you will be there in the future.  You are all beef in my book Double, all beef Friends: we have gathered on this 19th day of july to honor not only the almightly Double, but our faithful companion, the often overlooked, but never failing, Single with cheese as well.  The Single has been a staple for many of us throughout this lifetime....weather in good times or in bad, we have relied on the Single with Cheese to satisfy our hunger panges, if for nothing else...to hold us over until a later time, when the Double could be conquered. Many of us have had the opportunity to engage in wild eating frenzies, carelessly devouring the Single with Cheese, affectionately referred to by fans as SWC, without really thinking about the privilege and honor in which we were partaking..so today, friends, lets all give a round of applause to the ever delicious, ever satisfying, ever perfect SWC, as he has been there for us so many times,,,,living in the shadow of the Double, quietly satisfying our needs, never seeking praise ~ humbly serving his duty as a burger for decades. Thank you SWC, thank you.