Not sorry it's been so long since my last post. I am sorry I'm not an Oprah fan though...a new car would have been nice (at least to sell). I like that Colin Quinn gave his audience metro tickets as an answer.

The elections are right around the corner and I couldn't be more....bored to tears by these two idiots. Bush is just scary. On the other hand, if I told Kerry I like the smell of my own shit, he'd probably tell me that he had a program to get more things in my neighborhood to smell like my shit. I of course get all my political information from the Daily Show on Comedy Central (look for the new book out next week)

Why haven't I heard any good huricane jokes lately?

I'm nervous about getting out... I'm sure the nerves will subside when I get a job. I am very excited about actually living somewhere that I like, and being close to my girlfriend though. I've been spending the last couple of weeks working on the resume (If you live the Detroit area and would like a copy to pass along, just ask), practicing the interview skills and just basically sitting on my ass thinking about what life will be like for me over the next few years. New job, new house, new wife (someday...breathe sweety).

I'm hoping Boston can pull off more wins than losses this weekend. I'm pretty sure they have the wild card rapped up, but it would be nice to see them get the division as well.