I had to put something about this... I read the other day about a sledding accident that involved 36 people. Apparently a church group had arranged for the kids (part of the Minot, ND Christ for kids organization) to meet up at 4am and go sledding using cardboard boxes as sleds. The piled as many kids as they could into the boxes and sent them down the hill. No one was seriously injured, but the sleds hit rocks, lampost and each other...A big sign stating "NO SLEDDING" was ingnored...Some of the church officials were said to be upset because they hadn't gotten the chance to molest any of the children before the accident...

OK, so I added the punchline but it was still funny to think about...