Now we're cooking with gas...

Almost burned down the apartment at lunch today. I was preparing a pot roast to do in the crock pot. I seared the pot roast and put it in the crock pot on top of the veggies...I then went back to the frying pan to add wine to deglaze it and make the sauce...one small problem...I now have a gas stove. The wine caught fire, and promptly blew up all over the kitchen.. so I was standing there with a fire going in the frying pan, covered in wine, and the smoke alarm going off...I think that qualifies as my worst cooking disaster ever. At least the pot roast ended up really good....